Uncommon Dissent

Monday, October 31, 2005

Deteriorata vs. Designorama (2 comments)

Designorama

You are the product of design
Every hair on your head is numbered
Because the designer wants you to eventually go bald
The number is decreasing
You are apparently more valuable than
The thousands of other species that have gone extinct before you
And the thousands that will come after
The designer is inscrutable and yet you are compelled to worship him/her/it
REJOICE!

[Thanks William Dembski, who always provides these bizarro links whenever the pressure gets to him]


filed under: Watch out, Nashville

2 Comments:

  • Round and round they go till down the drain they slide. Catching and matting on the strainer eventually leaving you standing in dirty water several inches deep, trying to unplug the hair filled drain. Your woes only compound with advancing years as more hair fills the drain, your back stiffens and you can no longer bend over to clear the clog.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:39 PM  

  • A little Drano well-applied
    Will stem the rising of the tide.

    By Blogger T.H. Huxley, at 5:28 PM  

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